1. friend: i'm going somewhere do you want me to get you something
  2. me: get
  3. me: DOWN yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi

if only i could see the death of the world

deercharm:

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Does Skype
power yo…
Become…

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*